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@TyWebb1980 : *Sad trombone noise* Cop [holding breathalyser] “How the hell did you do that?”

@TyWebb1980: I was shit at school. I turned up to the wrong lessons and sat the wrong exams. The rest as they say is geography.

@TyWebb1980: *Arrives at the barbers*

"I'd like some highlights please"

*Barber puts on video of old haircuts*