@TylerLinkin: On date night my wife took me to a place where you make your own pottery. I made an urn.
@TylerLinkin: Paris Hilton’s chihuahua Tinkerbell died yesterday. Purses are being held at half-mast.
@TylerLinkin: A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens.
@TylerLinkin: I saw an image of Jesus in my breakfast burrito. I asked myself, what would Jesus do? And so I ate him. Two hours later... Holy Shit!
@TylerLinkin: I call realtors advertising on bus stop benches and ask them the bus schedule.