@TylerLinkin: Writing "fake bills" on all my credit card statements and sending them back.
@TylerLinkin: On date night my wife took me to a place where you make your own pottery. I made an urn.
@TylerLinkin: Paris Hilton’s chihuahua Tinkerbell died yesterday. Purses are being held at half-mast.
@TylerLinkin: A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens.