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@UrFavAsianGuy : I ate my dog because it ate my homework. Just kidding, I ate it because I'm Asian.

@UrFavAsianGuy: Sorry girls, I'm no Bruno Mars, I won't catch a grenade for you. In fact, if such situation ever happened, I'd use you as a human shield.