@VictorscarletJ: 70 yr old boss: i have the body of a fit 30 yr old.
Me: where? Buried in your rose garden?
@VictorscarletJ: Seriously...if you need a sign to remind you to wash your hands after taking a shit or piss. Stay home
@VictorscarletJ: I know we just got divorced, but would you mind showing my girlfriend how to make an omelet the way I like them?