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@WouldbeAllen : JACOB MARLEY: 3 ghosts will visit you! ME: do u count? JM: what ME: you're a ghost. Do u count? JM: dude this the kinda shit they don't like

@WouldbeAllen: Midwife: It's a boy, ma'am.

Mrs Dickens: Edward. Edward's a nice name, isn't it, dear?

Dickens: LET'S CALL HIM OPPROBRIOUS FRILLYBOCKER

@WouldbeAllen: Count Dooku has always been puzzled by his wife, Sue.