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@Wtftab : I carry a permanent marker just in case someone without a mustache falls asleep.

@Wtftab: Useful information: don't turn around if a woman throws a shoe at your back. Because more than likely the other one is in mid flight.

@Wtftab: For gods sake! You'd think it would be safe not locking a car in a church carpark on a Sunday, apparently NOT. Anyway I got 8 iPhones.

@Wtftab: I've got a bag full of stick figure stickers, and when I see an SUV I add random dudes to their families.