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@XLCadillac : My two levels of drunk are 1) dancing with fat chicks at the club 2) smashing my neighbor's window thinking I locked myself out of my house.

@XLCadillac: [job interview]

“Why should I hire you?”

“Because I have pictures of you with a goat?”