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@XOperfectmessXO : You're like a dressing room You make me want to take my clothes off and try things

@XOperfectmessXO: I'm like a kid. People like me best when I'm quiet or sleeping.

@XOperfectmessXO: Nothing screams passive agressive quite like letting your spouse sleep in, while also letting the kids play loudly outside the bedroom door