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@YearOfRat : Ignorance is bliss, and rampant.

@YearOfRat: My vocabulary can beat your vocabulary's ass, arse, bum, buttocks, rear end, booty, backside, tush, tuckus and badonkadonk.

@YearOfRat: I wanna be rich enough to realize that I can't buy happiness.