Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

Page of bathflyer's best tweets

@bathflyer : A ponytail so tight I look 5 years younger and everyone thinks I've been smiling all day.

@bathflyer: My boss always calls me Sweetypie when he wants me to get him coffee..I estimate he's swallowed a bucket of my spit in the last 4 years..