@bazecraze: A National Treasure where Nicholas Cage has to find the model number on a 15 year old dishwasher.
@bazecraze: Donald Trump was born when someone put a pinkie ring in a bag of Cheetos and left it in a lightning storm.
@bazecraze: I'm gonna create chaos in my neighborhood by putting giant bows on all the cars the night before Christmas.
@bazecraze: Morpheus: "You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and--"
Me: "Blue pill."