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@billwurtz : it may be taboo, but i always climb down a ladder head first

@billwurtz: if you mash a potato and then change your mind, just mail me the mashed potato and i will un-mash it and send it back

@billwurtz: pre-crashed car! already crashed. don't have to worry about crashing it, car cannot crash. can't drive it (no wheels) wheels fell of in crash. also just replaced the brakes, brakes work perfectly now