@brennadine: It's my favorite time of year, the time when everyone puts their clothes back on and goes inside.
@brennadine: Thought it would be romantic to recreate the 12 Days of Christmas, but having 23 game birds indoors is actually a hellish nightmare.
@brennadine: Pavlov's bell, but it's me reading an email that I think says winebar when it's actually webinar.
@brennadine: Hang on guys. My boyfriend told me not to be anxious, so I expect to feel better any moment.
@brennadine: How to Feel Comfortable in Your Own Skin
Step 1: Stop wearing other people's skin
@brennadine: At bedtime I read my daughter a few of my favorite RTs, tuck her in & whisper, "This is why we don't talk to strangers on the internet."
Her: We're just different
Her: Well, you want to hike & camp
Her: And I want to be a cartoon on the internet