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@canadian_jane : This bar smells so bad and I can't tell who's homeless and who's a hipster.

@canadian_jane: Twitter is cool because it makes me look like I'm texting my friends instead of talking to myself.

@canadian_jane: If cancer is ever cured it'll probably be because of the people who liked all of the Facebook statuses that are against cancer.

@canadian_jane: I respect strippers because its really hard to dance by yourself and not look stupid.