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@catlikethiefx0 : I should've been a child star so I could've gotten all my working out of the way and been an accomplished drug addict by now.

@catlikethiefx0: The 1st rule of Female Fight Club is: You didn't hear this from me! Seriously do NOT tell anyone I told you, I promised I wouldn't tell.

@catlikethiefx0: Taylor Swift just waved at a boy and he didn't wave back so now she's got a new album coming out tomorrow.