@chrisanna4real: I'm not self medicating myself with booze. The guy at the liquor store wrote me a prescription.
Well he called it a receipt...whatever.
@chrisanna4real: My signature move is being a complete idiot trying to convince someone that I'm not drink.
@chrisanna4real: Make sure to change out the condom in your wallet once in a while...so your wallet doesn't think you're a loser.
@chrisanna4real: Twitter is like a soap opera for some of you.
I'd like to be the one who sneaks into the hospital and unplugs your life support.