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@citizenkawala : Dean Martin: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie Neil deGrasse Tyson: I don't even know where to begin with this

@citizenkawala: Before electricity, they used to give murderers the acoustic chair.

@citizenkawala: Married With Children is a hilarious sitcom until you’re 35 and realise it’s a chilling documentary.

@citizenkawala: My wife’s story about her day had 18 sub plots, two false finishes, buried the lead and introduced a new character in the third act.

@citizenkawala: Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump.