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@collegefession : "College is a cycle of having absolutely nothing to do... to having every possible paper, exam and project due in one day." - Arcadia

@collegefession: "I always keep a textbook with me when I hook up with girls so there's no walk of shame I'm an early morning scholar #3.9GPA" - NSU

@collegefession: "My bf and I were having dinner with my family and I asked for my daddy to pass the sriracha my bf and my dad both reached for it" - Harvard