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@continentlbkfst : [before calculus was invented] me: I understand everything

@continentlbkfst: me: do you have these but in the pretzel version

pet store employee: sir please put all the goldfish back into the tank

@continentlbkfst: [prison]

me: I think I’m breaking out

cell mate: no way that’s insane

me: I know my skin is usually like never this bad