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@craiguito : Who called it a pharmacy and not a coughy shop?

@craiguito: First rule of double entendre club is please let us know if you're coming

@craiguito: My ex used to say there was one person for everyone. I didn't realise he planned to be that person

@craiguito: RIP the dinosaurs. Can't believe it's 65 million years already.
Always in my thoughts

@craiguito: If your partner says "if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new," "anything" doesn't include getting stuck in a traffic jam