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@desi_princess : My favorite nudes.... Bwahahaha!!

@desi_princess: Tim Cook just came out. Waiting for the Android version.

@desi_princess: Seriously you guys, the only reason to check Facebook, is to find out where people are going, and then go somewhere else.

@desi_princess: I told my boss I'm calling in sick today. He said, "You can't do that when you're already here." Is that true you guys?

@desi_princess: Are we stopping for ALL pedestrians now? I can understand kids & the elderly. But everyone else should be able to dodge cars.

@desi_princess: No thanks officer. I don't even give strange men my phone number, and you're asking for my license and registration.

@desi_princess: Can any of you read your Chinese food bill? Looks like they charged me for a chicken lo-mein, a python, Africa, and a diet Coke.

@desi_princess: Why is it whenever we see a police car, we drive like we have 10 kilos of cocaine and a stolen baby in the car?

@desi_princess: Does Target have crack floating through their air vents? Went in to buy milk, came out with a giraffe, 6-pack, someone's kid, and a headache