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@desusnice : John Lennon got shot and died. Cam'ron got shot and drove to the hospital in a Lamborghini. Not even a contest.

@desusnice: someone using bare hands to put salad on a plate is letting you know they're not here for discussions about etiquette or anything really

@desusnice: i love that kanye gets into very specific beefs with ppl i have to google but he's nice enough to say both their first & last name

@desusnice: when ur hate is strong but your bladder's weak