@dlsims01: Invitations: $10
Facility rental: $100
Not having 20 kids in my house: priceless
Math of a mother
@dlsims01: My co worker is so mad at me right now her eyes are bulging out like a pug. I don't know wether to call 911 or scratch her behind the ears.
@dlsims01: A woman always gets the last word in an argument, because anything a man says after that is the first words in a new argument.