@donni: If I die, please avenge me. If it's an accidental death, just go nuts on whoever.
@donni: Give a man a fish. Sure, why not? Go around giving strangers weird fish gifts. Who cares
@donni: ME: Can I have the job please
INTERVIEWER: I meant, like, questions ABOUT the job
ME: Ah, yes. About the job: Can I have it
@donni: Strawberry is a terrible name. "Ooh, a berry with all the flavor of a straw," you'd think. But you'd be wrong
@donni: Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked.