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@eddie_ferrero : HER: What kind of music do you like? ME: Hm. Imagine dragons. HER: Okay. ME: Cool. Now imagine them playing banjos with their claws.

@eddie_ferrero: NEIGHBOR: Is that your dog running around your yard?
ME: No. That's a fence.

@eddie_ferrero: [FIRST DAY AS A NUDE MODEL]

INSTRUCTOR: Sir, we need you to take off your socks.

ME: (chuckles) Oh, sorry.

INSTRUCTOR: (clears throat) All three of them.