@fillthevacuum: Please be the blood from a horse's head
Please be the blood from a horse's head
Please be the blo...
Nope, just peed the bed again
@fillthevacuum: Hey girl, heaven must be missing an angel....cause it looks like you ate one
@fillthevacuum: Why do we never see "Side effects may include spontaneous happiness, explosive giggling, uncontrollable hugging, and diarrhea"?
@fillthevacuum: Got out of the car and dropped my keys in the gutter. They landed next to my mind, which I thought I'd lost.
@fillthevacuum: "Here's the problem... You've got a Pokémon up there"
- me, as a proctologist