
@fixyourcompass : Having Justin Bieber sing at your funeral so your death will be the second worst thing happening to your friends that day.
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@fixyourcompass : Having Justin Bieber sing at your funeral so your death will be the second worst thing happening to your friends that day.
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@fixyourcompass: My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'.
I said: May divorce be with you...