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Page of fro_vo's best tweets

@fro_vo : [watching wonder woman] *wonder woman comes onscreen* Me: (leans over to date) that's wonder wo-*date throat punches me*

@fro_vo: *points to baseball player stealing a base* hey look the batman is robin

@fro_vo: Nature Fact: baby bears are born with fur because a mother bear can't bear to bear a bare bear

@fro_vo: i had to discipline my pet rock

so yes i have hit rock bottom

@fro_vo: [spelling bee]
Judge: your word is tennis
Me: s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s
Judge: please spell it again i lost count

@fro_vo: *caveman discovers weed*
*caveman invents fire*
*stone age begins*

@fro_vo: [space shuttle]
Captain: prepare for landing
Me: roger that
C: reverse thrusters
M: sretsurht lol
C: lol
*we smash full speed into the moon*

@fro_vo: Me: who called it a prison cell air duct instead of a convent
Nun: that's not funny
Escaped Prisoner (hiding in the air duct): it kinda is

@fro_vo: Microwave:
Me: *waves back*

@fro_vo: Snap: i'm snap
Crackle: i'm crackle
Dad: hi snap and crackle i'm pop