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@frogpissmouth : [punches shark on the nose[ shark: that wont stop me me: are u crying shark: no its always wet & salty on my face

@frogpissmouth: [to guy with his foot caught in a bear trap]
dude that things for bears

@frogpissmouth: moses: watch me split the red sea in half
red sea: i've got a boyfriend