@gavinpivott: WHY HAS THE COST OF BALLOONS INCREASED OVER THE LAST 50 YEARS??
@gavinpivott: I was in a flash mob once. We'd mainly just hold people at gunpoint until they updated their Adobe.
@gavinpivott: My step-dad's pretty cool. Not as cool as my fence-dad, though. Roof-dad is okay. What is a father?
@gavinpivott: A really hot girl asked me for my number today and all I had to do was hit her car with my car.