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@gengen874 : Went on a date once.
He ordered for me, "She'll have a small side salad."
I said, "Yes, and a side of sirloin and a loaded baked potato."
@gengen874: OMG, he's almost here.
How's my hair?
How do I look?
I'm so excited!
*My pizza delivery guy.