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@gengen874 : Went on a date once. He ordered for me, "She'll have a small side salad." I said, "Yes, and a side of sirloin and a loaded baked potato."

@gengen874: OMG, he's almost here.
How's my hair?
My clothes?
How do I look?

(knock, knock)

He's here!!!!
I'm so excited!

*My pizza delivery guy.