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@glazerboohoohoo : I bet the worst part abt being an organ harvester for the black market is having to fill the motel bathtub using that little bucket for ice.

@GlazerBooHooHoo: Dads: what times your flight?

Sons: 4pm

Dads: id get there at 8am

@GlazerBooHooHoo: To trick people into thinking I understand things at a museum I stand in front of every painting and silently count to twenty.