@hasht4g: I wonder how long it will be before "You look like a million bucks" is an insult. #inflation
@hasht4g: If Pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they'd make those tube things like 5 feet long.
@hasht4g: Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because kids that eat Taco Bell can't climb, or run.
@hasht4g: I'll be buried in a spring-loaded coffin stuffed w/ tons of confetti. In the future some archeologist is gonna have an awesome day at work.