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@hasht4g : What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the Asian ones because they suck?

@hasht4g: I wonder how long it will be before "You look like a million bucks" is an insult. #inflation

@hasht4g: Is there a hand sanitizer out there that can kill the 0.01% germ?

@hasht4g: Make sure you tip your exorcist or else you can get repossessed.

@hasht4g: If Pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they'd make those tube things like 5 feet long.

@hasht4g: How awkward would it have been for coach if he put in Air Bud and they lost.

@hasht4g: Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because kids that eat Taco Bell can't climb, or run.

@hasht4g: I'll be buried in a spring-loaded coffin stuffed w/ tons of confetti. In the future some archeologist is gonna have an awesome day at work.