@heatherlou_: I don't need money to buy happiness. I'm already happy. I just want the monies.
@heatherlou_: As a mom, I'm super excited about the rock collection my daughter just told me she's starting.
@heatherlou_: My boss said if I tried to take Friday off, I could just take the rest of the year off so that's kinda neat.
@heatherlou_: If you're moving to a new house for a "fresh start," congratulations your new house is haunted.
@heatherlou_: I was looking at my phone and tripped over the dog and we're both laying in the floor looking at my phone.
@heatherlou_: These people act like they've never seen a woman eat a whole rotisserie chicken before.
@heatherlou_: Google just alerted me to light traffic in my area which is odd because I'm in the bathtub.
@heatherlou_: My house is clean so please don't eat or drink or come by or let my child come home.