Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

Page of hexprax's best tweets

@hexprax : Please stop inviting me to bars where I have to stand up the whole time I'm not a dairy cow

@hexprax: Coral is stupid in my opinion. You're a rock that can die? Sounds like the worst of both worlds but "you do you"

@hexprax: hi senator, yeah it's me again , how u been the last couple days? just want to go on record that I don't want to be killed this way either