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@hotdogsladies : I say: "No, sorry. I'm not on Facebook at all." They hear: "I live amongst hill people where The Goat we worship has forbidden friendship."

@hotdogsladies: Whenever our neighbor's dog is barking, I know there's either someone at their door or literally anything else in the universe has happened.

@hotdogsladies: Conjecture: At some point in 2013, our neighbors will get so high that they accidentally sell their own weed.

For weed money.

To buy weed.