@hunz74: A scientist said that fish will evolve into "flish" & will be able to fly. Now I can't stop thinking about "flarks, flhales & flea horses."
@hunz74: My twins hate to brush their teeth. So I just convinced them that it's fun to brush someone else's teeth. Problem solved.
@hunz74: I just saw a lady jogging backwards. You go, girl...or you just went...or here you come. I don't know which direction I'm going with this.
@hunz74: My son has the worst altitude ever. He's defiant, rude and floating like six feet off the ground.
@hunz74: "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"
"Are you smarter than a 16 year old?"