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@imagine_vegas : Still haven't cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different

@imagine_vegas: Girl, I like you so much, I might even let you hold my phone....some day, while its locked

@imagine_vegas: If any of you ladies want pancakes for breakfast, just come over....you can make them here, because I want some too