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@inmybox07 : Whoever designated mini cupcakes as "two-bite" has greatly underestimated my #cupcake eating abilities.

@inmybox07: Me: I need a simple, easy hobby to relax and clear my mind

Also me: I will teach myself metalworking techniques from the Middle Ages

@inmybox07: Apparently I'm a bad mother for having a lip piercing. Actually sir, that is a zit. Thank you for pointing it out.

@inmybox07: My son won a plastic horn at the fair so now our house is filled with obnoxious noise because my husband won't put it down