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@jakefromstfarm3 : If you are farther than me in candy crush I will automatically think you are smarter than me.

@jakefromstfarm3: A guy in Hawaii survived a shark attack while surfing by punching the shark in the face and I get scared to take a shower if I see a spider.

@jakefromstfarm3: An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough

@jakefromstfarm3: Someone stole my mood ring and I don't know how I feel about that.

@jakefromstfarm3: "Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?" -a very curious play goer.

@jakefromstfarm3: When I was a kid I made all of my toys watch Toy Story so that they knew I was on to them.