Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

Page of jeannerbeaner's best tweets

@jeannerbeaner : My signature move is eating a whole bag of something before realizing I don't like it.

@jeannerbeaner: Pronounce it "Valentimes Day" so Cupid will know to shoot you right in your stupid face.

@jeannerbeaner: 95% of pet ownership is just saying "hello" to them in various tones.