@jjhartinger: I gave all the neighborhood kids at the summer block party a whistle and was immediately asked to leave. That was easy.
@jjhartinger: My neighbors, leaf blowing Larry and tile cutting Tim, are in the midst of a noise war, so I blasted "Let it Go" and won.
@jjhartinger: I found my husband's shirt in the dishwasher & his beer mug in the hamper, but the details of this caper have yet to emerge.
@jjhartinger: Last night, James Bond came to me in a dream. Turned on the radio & told me that I had to fight for my right to party
Also, I tried Ambien
@jjhartinger: My 6yo niece grabbed all the sharpies & uttered, "I'm testing something out." I never knew this kind of fear existed.