@jjhartinger: My 6yo niece grabbed all the sharpies & uttered, "I'm testing something out." I never knew this kind of fear existed.
@jjhartinger: hubs: why the makeup?
me: we're cooking dinner together.
me: and, I want to look nice when the police arrive.
@jjhartinger: If you're worried that technology will take over remember humans develop technology & we're surprised how hot it is in the summer. Always.
@jjhartinger: War & Peace wasn't written to be downloaded on your iPad, Carol. Tolstoy wrote it for you to carry around and impress people with.
@jjhartinger: Just when I thought I had my life together. I found my missing shoe in the microwave.