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@johngcaldwell4 : Me: *cleans kitchen and does laundry Wife: looks like someone is getting lucky Me: 1 hour of uninterrupted Call of Duty? W: Yes Me: WOOHOO!

@johngcaldwell4: I dated a magician once; she put her hand on my leg and I turned into a motel.....