@jtrulez: She walked in & she had legs, legs that went on for days. Who knows where they went? They just kept wenting.
- Why my mystery novel failed
@jtrulez: Fear does not exist in this dojo. And neither does air conditioning or proper ventilation, so you will all be sparring in your underwear.
@jtrulez: If your child builds a snow fort, by law, they have to move out and reside in it.
@jtrulez: Having my oil changed today, but I need proof it's really changed. I've been hurt by oils before & I'm not going through that again.
@jtrulez: Oh LinkedIn, what juicy tidbits do you have for me today? *raises monocle* Stanley added a skill?! HAHA! That is most delightful! *sips tea*
@jtrulez: Please Choose a Sears Portrait Background:
1. Autumn Leaves
2. Toenail Fungal Infection
3. Country Cabin
4. Alarmed Possum