@juneohara65: My cat is smarter than I am but I'm brighter than most plants, so I feel like I'm holding my own.
@juneohara65: Halloween: The one day I can flap my arms like a bat and nobody asks any questions.
@juneohara65: I await the announcement that Trump's running mate will be Charlie Sheen.
@juneohara65: Examine the shadows around my eyes. They speak of loss, of longing, of doom.
Also, I buy mascara at the dollar store.
@juneohara65: "Go ahead, caller...."
"Mom, you have to stop answering your phone that way."