@just1fool: 8:I like cheese!
Me:I like cheese more.
8:No! I like cheese more! I love cheese!
Me:You don't know what you're getting into here.
@just1fool: There's nothing more pathetic than asking a random woman if she'll sleep with you unless it works because then you're a genius.
@just1fool: If you can't handle me at my worst then you are tolerable of the right amount of bullshit.
@just1fool: Autocorrect changed, "Felt good right?" to "Hours of delight" so I sent it because it's not my lie at this point.
@just1fool: Always go into an interview high so they'll never be able to tell the difference in the future.
@just1fool: It's like my pastor always says, "Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"
@just1fool: I leave the window open at night hoping a drunk criminal will accidentally drop a bag of money inside while trying to break in.
@just1fool: If I'm going to be in your dreams tonight please let me know so I can stuff some socks down the front of my pants.