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@justabloodygame : *stops lecturing woman in white lab-coat and turns to camera* "When my doctor first told me I was a 'mansplainer', I had a lot of answers."

@justabloodygame: Batman could have used his wealth to help Gotham's poor and disenfranchised. But no, we really needed another violent leather fetishist.

@justabloodygame: *singing scales*
Do, Re, uh...
*calls Lionel Ritchie*
"Hey"
Hello!
"What comes after Do & Re on a music scale?"
Is it Mi you're looking for?

@justabloodygame: [commercial for Facebook]
*man sits in tree, watching friends from high school through binoculars*
"Don't you wish there were a better way?"

@justabloodygame: Damn girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke.

@justabloodygame: As Caesar dies on the Senate floor, 'With or Without You' starts to play. "U2, Brutus?" He sighs, coughing wearily as the world fades away.

@justabloodygame: [Scooby & the gang catch a regular guy]
"Let's see who this ghost really is!"
No! Wait, I'm not-
[rip off face]
*gasps* "OLD MAN SKELETON?"

@justabloodygame: "Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!" The parole board chants, as I enter my hearing. This was not a good sign.

@justabloodygame: [throwing a party]
I invited Judas. That okay?
"Judas from IT, or the guy who betrayed Jesu-"
*loud knock*
"It's the Roman legion. Open up!"