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@karentozzi : Welcome to middle age, here's your card. You'll now have a favorite local weatherman and your elbows will never be pointy again.

@karentozzi: Ten Ways To Tell If Your Kitchen Is Haunted:
1.) Flying forks
2.) Pre-fried eggs
3.) Fridge moaning/wailing
4-10.) Ghosts