@kimlockhartga: 2008: Busy, trying to balance work and home life.
2018: Busy watching a video of a lemon rolling down the street.
@kimlockhartga: Brit friend: Ugh. Brexit is a disaster. How are things over there?
Me: We"re in a ketchup war with Canada.
@kimlockhartga: We need more names like Benedict Cumberbatch:
@kimlockhartga: Is it "butt-naked" or "buck-naked?" I want this pool party invite to be perfect.
@kimlockhartga: A guy I know was flirting with the cashier, and she ignored him. When he said "How about a thank you?" She leaned toward him, and said "It's printed on your receipt."
@kimlockhartga: Can you imagine liking anyone well enough to go into pairs figure skating?