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@leftarmisme : Kid being grounded in 1978: YOU CAN'T GO OUTSIDE. YOU MUST STAY IN YOUR ROOM. Kid being grounded in 2018: YOU CAN'T STAY IN YOUR ROOM. YOU MUST GO OUTSIDE.

@leftarmisme: Roses are red
Xanax is blue
When one just won't work
Go ahead and take two

@leftarmisme: Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.